When girls punch they are playing around. When girls kick they are aiming to destroy...

As @KevinLangston woke up and leaned over to the side of his bed to turn off the alarm, he felt the blanket lift as Shrek began to rub Kevin's back.

I think if someone slips an ice cube in your underwear you should get a 300% speed boost lasting until the cube melts.

We at Asylum Entertainment are very excited to tell you, our community, how you will be able to get into the game sooner than you think! Identity's modules are small portions of Identity which will be released before Identity is ready for the world. This lets you experience part of the game months sooner than otherwise possible. The first module you'll be getting your hands on is a social environment which we've called Town Square. The Town Square will include all major social components, and will allow you to finally create and customize your characters. You can meet hundreds of new people and explore several cool features of the peaceful city life. For more details on Town Square, check out the modules page on the Identity website. Following the release of Town Square you'll experience SWAT player versus player action and eventually vehicle races of all sorts. We'll be bringing you more information on the modules as they progress!

Hi all, Just got the email to say that I can claim my pledge rewards, and I'm so excited to be here! I'm 23 and I live in Australia. I'm a PC gamer and I love dogs. I'm bad at introductions so if there is anything youd like to know, just ask Can't wait to see you all in game! <3

This is a double question / idea. We should be able to like mod our weapons so like having a red dot sight, painting the gun, inscribing a name on to it. Like a 1911 cutlass. Also anyone know what guns they are thinking of adding? Because an AN-94 would be cool or a 1911 or something. Maybe be able to change internals of the gun? Like being able to customize it like you can with a car being able to take it apart and give it a better firing pin. I don't know I just think it would be cool. Like converting an AK-47 into an RPK with a few parts and than deciding to attach AEG waffle clip to it than you can decide to paint the clip green and the gun black.

You betta not scratch the toilet paper.

As do I, you.

*Tackles to the ground* feel my bony..... Wait I have to wait for the wink to make her uncomfortable. *picks up and dusts off.* yes, yes it does look like and invitation.

Looks more like an invitation to me

I'll just go to vix's house and fish out of her aquarium.

*Tips hat as he stands from his chair* Hello mister Barrels. I will be your official greeter. We shake you firmly by the hand. Welcome to the community. (This automated message will now repeat) *Tips hat as he stands from his chair*

We all know you won't be using that as a taunt.

Also heels. Heels hurt. Everyone. mostly the one who wears them

When they pinch they are aiming to torture. I have marks from when I was 10 and my sister would pinch me.

Sticking out your tongue at someone. Just because I like it

It needed to be a little bit longer in length.. You could clearly see he was no Lady

@Zebra Patriotism To The Nation And Mighty Blighty! I'm from Manchester, and welcome to the forums!

Get Rick Rolled bro!

Thays how you interpreted it but hey, logic bruhhhh Even if it's dark- gotta get home yo

That took such a dark spin so suddenly "Master doesn't have a place for me in the car. *throws itself at an upcoming car and dies*"

In the process of building myself a new computer all i have to wait for now is Nvidia to release it's Pascal range then the prices will go down on all the other cards so i can get myself a cheep 980ti or titan! ahahah should run it no problems.....

I asked them to add Goldies in the game and I think they might

I think it would be a good idea if you could tell if a player has taken drugs. Their pupils could get bigger and they could start grinding their teeth or have needle marks on their arm. Any other way besides being caught in the act, so the police would know if they're high and what they're high on.

They don't want useless NPCs, and AI plane with AI pilot is useless. They'd have to make an airport, a plane, plane's interior, a pilot, a course of the flight and so much more just to make an aircraft in a game where they absolutely don't want aircrafts. It's a waste of time and resources in my opinion.

@Chaleo92 The map is anticipated to be a playable world size of 200 square kilometers, or 77 square miles in comparison. This means that the whole map is 14 km wide, and would take about an hour and a half to walk across. You'll most definitely need roads to get cross country! What will load is the entire state of Roseport. Chasing criminals from one town to the next, if need be is a given.

@KevinLangston Then ran to Shrek and pinned him against the wall holding his hands above his head; kissing his face down to his neck and lower. and then lower...

At this point in time and development it's just a boost to your stat, but they plan to make things like exercise and diet affect your character's body (like if you eat too much you get fat). No clue at this moment if body shape changing will be implemented before launch or after, or never, so... Now it's just stat.

Yeah, everything's totally under control!

Look how straight my teeth will be!

hot, or should I say cold? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If I become governor I would out in universal health care, and gun control!

That would be a fun effect if that is added I expect them to let me drive baked.

Haha, I was going to recommend he come and check out SA-MP What's your SA-MP name?

I'm just helping out by moderating the forums! I'm very excited for this game!

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Being a kid has nothing to do with respect. Nor do I have an official title regarding a "mafia" title. Visiting a business is not being creepy it is showing interest of their work.

That progress bar is for the module itself. That said, while we're working on getting the Town Square released work is also being done for features outside of it on the full game. Development is going surprisingly well given our budget.

I MEAN I DONT MEAN TO BE ROOD, BUT IM LIKE. SUPER GOOD PEOPLE WISE, AND I'M A LIBERAL SO YOU CAN DO WAT U WANT, AND STUFF.. BUT LIKE. YOU KNOW.. YOU KNOW..?

I want to live in the middle of nowhere, in some kind of swamp. I'd like to have my own little canoe in which I go rafting along the river on my way to work. And then if anyone tried to come anywhere near my residence, I'd just yell "GET OUTTA MAH SWAMP" in Mike Myers' voice.

Where will I live? Hmm, in the woods with my own house near a river hunting animals with my god damn rifle!

Would the medic be able to check your inventory before they revive you? What if they took $5 from you for the revive. lol

There's kissing in plans, so probably kissing might spread diseases aswell.

so then the server/game goes online you can just go down to PD and apply. the first day on the island

Joining the police force on official servers will be largely automated. We anticipate that there will be some training tutorial and a quiz at the end that you will be required to complete in order to play as a cop. Private servers will have much more control over this, and can choose to white-list specific individuals rather than allow the automated system to decide.