When girls punch they are playing around. When girls kick they are aiming to destroy...

As @KevinLangston woke up and leaned over to the side of his bed to turn off the alarm, he felt the blanket lift as Shrek began to rub Kevin's back.

I think if someone slips an ice cube in your underwear you should get a 300% speed boost lasting until the cube melts.

We at Asylum Entertainment are very excited to tell you, our community, how you will be able to get into the game sooner than you think! Identity's modules are small portions of Identity which will be released before Identity is ready for the world. This lets you experience part of the game months sooner than otherwise possible. The first module you'll be getting your hands on is a social environment which we've called Town Square. The Town Square will include all major social components, and will allow you to finally create and customize your characters. You can meet hundreds of new people and explore several cool features of the peaceful city life. For more details on Town Square, check out the modules page on the Identity website. Following the release of Town Square you'll experience SWAT player versus player action and eventually vehicle races of all sorts. We'll be bringing you more information on the modules as they progress!

Hi all, Just got the email to say that I can claim my pledge rewards, and I'm so excited to be here! I'm 23 and I live in Australia. I'm a PC gamer and I love dogs. I'm bad at introductions so if there is anything youd like to know, just ask Can't wait to see you all in game! <3

This is a double question / idea. We should be able to like mod our weapons so like having a red dot sight, painting the gun, inscribing a name on to it. Like a 1911 cutlass. Also anyone know what guns they are thinking of adding? Because an AN-94 would be cool or a 1911 or something. Maybe be able to change internals of the gun? Like being able to customize it like you can with a car being able to take it apart and give it a better firing pin. I don't know I just think it would be cool. Like converting an AK-47 into an RPK with a few parts and than deciding to attach AEG waffle clip to it than you can decide to paint the clip green and the gun black.

You betta not scratch the toilet paper.

As do I, you.

Hello loucifer. I look forward to meeting you in a few decades. I guess that the forum will do for now though.

*Tackles to the ground* feel my bony..... Wait I have to wait for the wink to make her uncomfortable. *picks up and dusts off.* yes, yes it does look like and invitation.

Looks more like an invitation to me

I'll just go to vix's house and fish out of her aquarium.

Nothing beats a few good kicks to sort someone out

We all know you won't be using that as a taunt.

Come have a go if you think your hard enough.

Sticking out your tongue at someone. Just because I like it

It needed to be a little bit longer in length.. You could clearly see he was no Lady

You are starting to sound like my sister Vix. Anyway puches and kicks

@Zebra Patriotism To The Nation And Mighty Blighty! I'm from Manchester, and welcome to the forums!

Get Rick Rolled bro!

Just hoping identity will have a Neoplan Skyliner type bus! for reference, see my profile picture ;P What hopes do you all have for types of vehicles? who knows, i might even find out soon! vehicles are common questions and i am writing an article

Thays how you interpreted it but hey, logic bruhhhh Even if it's dark- gotta get home yo

It's a cool idea, but I doubt they'll add it to the game before launch. Building a 200km world is like a game itself!

I asked them to add Goldies in the game and I think they might

I think it would be a good idea if you could tell if a player has taken drugs. Their pupils could get bigger and they could start grinding their teeth or have needle marks on their arm. Any other way besides being caught in the act, so the police would know if they're high and what they're high on.

No snipers? That's weird but thanks. I hope you can customize your weapon alot because they already are saying you can to your car. I keep having this recurring feeling in my stomach that this game is going to crash and burn. I mean irl people have crazy guns but okay if they don't want people minigunning others down I can understand. I just think the other guns should be in the game but really hard to get.

They don't want useless NPCs, and AI plane with AI pilot is useless. They'd have to make an airport, a plane, plane's interior, a pilot, a course of the flight and so much more just to make an aircraft in a game where they absolutely don't want aircrafts. It's a waste of time and resources in my opinion.

@Chaleo92 The map is anticipated to be a playable world size of 200 square kilometers, or 77 square miles in comparison. This means that the whole map is 14 km wide, and would take about an hour and a half to walk across. You'll most definitely need roads to get cross country! What will load is the entire state of Roseport. Chasing criminals from one town to the next, if need be is a given.

@KevinLangston Then ran to Shrek and pinned him against the wall holding his hands above his head; kissing his face down to his neck and lower. and then lower...

At this point in time and development it's just a boost to your stat, but they plan to make things like exercise and diet affect your character's body (like if you eat too much you get fat). No clue at this moment if body shape changing will be implemented before launch or after, or never, so... Now it's just stat.

Yeah, everything's totally under control!

Amen Homie!!! Light'em up!

hot, or should I say cold? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

which would stack with the 3% speed boost the meth gives you

If I become governor I would out in universal health care, and gun control!

That would be a fun effect if that is added I expect them to let me drive baked.

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Being a kid has nothing to do with respect. Nor do I have an official title regarding a "mafia" title. Visiting a business is not being creepy it is showing interest of their work.

I MEAN I DONT MEAN TO BE ROOD, BUT IM LIKE. SUPER GOOD PEOPLE WISE, AND I'M A LIBERAL SO YOU CAN DO WAT U WANT, AND STUFF.. BUT LIKE. YOU KNOW.. YOU KNOW..?

I want to live in the middle of nowhere, in some kind of swamp. I'd like to have my own little canoe in which I go rafting along the river on my way to work. And then if anyone tried to come anywhere near my residence, I'd just yell "GET OUTTA MAH SWAMP" in Mike Myers' voice.

Where will I live? Hmm, in the woods with my own house near a river hunting animals with my god damn rifle!

Some of us are carrying 3 tons of heroine in our truck- we will follow the speed limit, and we will sell drugs, without intoxication or drug tests! Shit.. Now I need to know- can we label crates, to say... Make them less noticeable..? Just put a bundle of bananas on one of the types of crates- I got bananas!!!!(; Or RPG's!!!

When you die you can't revive yourself, you either have to wait for a paramedic, or give up and at last bind point.

Would the medic be able to check your inventory before they revive you? What if they took $5 from you for the revive. lol

I just hope people don't sit in parking lots and steal my groceries ):

There's kissing in plans, so probably kissing might spread diseases aswell.

For the official server, there will be an automated process. Source: http://www.identityrpg.com/community/topic/56-joining-the-police-force/?do=findComment&comment=148

Joining the police force on official servers will be largely automated. We anticipate that there will be some training tutorial and a quiz at the end that you will be required to complete in order to play as a cop. Private servers will have much more control over this, and can choose to white-list specific individuals rather than allow the automated system to decide.