When girls punch they are playing around. When girls kick they are aiming to destroy...

As @KevinLangston woke up and leaned over to the side of his bed to turn off the alarm, he felt the blanket lift as Shrek began to rub Kevin's back.

I think if someone slips an ice cube in your underwear you should get a 300% speed boost lasting until the cube melts.

Hi all, Just got the email to say that I can claim my pledge rewards, and I'm so excited to be here! I'm 23 and I live in Australia. I'm a PC gamer and I love dogs. I'm bad at introductions so if there is anything youd like to know, just ask Can't wait to see you all in game! <3

Hello everyone! Some of you might remember that I had a thread on the old forum with an Imgur album containing all pictures posted by the developers on Twitter and Facebook. I just wanted to let you all know, both those who might have seen it but had forgot about it, aswell as new people who found it just now that it still exists and is updated as soon as a new picture is released. You can access it here, feel free to use it (or not use it) however you like. Take care!

This is a double question / idea. We should be able to like mod our weapons so like having a red dot sight, painting the gun, inscribing a name on to it. Like a 1911 cutlass. Also anyone know what guns they are thinking of adding? Because an AN-94 would be cool or a 1911 or something. Maybe be able to change internals of the gun? Like being able to customize it like you can with a car being able to take it apart and give it a better firing pin. I don't know I just think it would be cool. Like converting an AK-47 into an RPK with a few parts and than deciding to attach AEG waffle clip to it than you can decide to paint the clip green and the gun black.

As do I, you.

I'm 13 now. I'm not that squeaker anymore.

@KickapooI wonder what's gonna happen.

*Tackles to the ground* feel my bony..... Wait I have to wait for the wink to make her uncomfortable. *picks up and dusts off.* yes, yes it does look like and invitation.

Looks more like an invitation to me

I'll just go to vix's house and fish out of her aquarium.

*Tips hat as he stands from his chair* Hello mister Barrels. I will be your official greeter. We shake you firmly by the hand. Welcome to the community. (This automated message will now repeat) *Tips hat as he stands from his chair*

Also heels. Heels hurt. Everyone. mostly the one who wears them

When they pinch they are aiming to torture. I have marks from when I was 10 and my sister would pinch me.

Sticking out your tongue at someone. Just because I like it

@Zebra Patriotism To The Nation And Mighty Blighty! I'm from Manchester, and welcome to the forums!

Get Rick Rolled bro!

I am your future Police Chief, Larry Gibbons. Nice to meet all of you.

Thays how you interpreted it but hey, logic bruhhhh Even if it's dark- gotta get home yo

That took such a dark spin so suddenly "Master doesn't have a place for me in the car. *throws itself at an upcoming car and dies*"

In the process of building myself a new computer all i have to wait for now is Nvidia to release it's Pascal range then the prices will go down on all the other cards so i can get myself a cheep 980ti or titan! ahahah should run it no problems.....

I asked them to add Goldies in the game and I think they might

Why would you use an AMD CPU? But hey my pc meeks all the requirements I just need to get that 1tb hard drive I ordered.

I think it would be a good idea if you could tell if a player has taken drugs. Their pupils could get bigger and they could start grinding their teeth or have needle marks on their arm. Any other way besides being caught in the act, so the police would know if they're high and what they're high on.

Oh you could sell it for more if you sell it's rare or there's little sellers of the same item on the website. I used to trade Dota 2 items. You could trade 1 0,12 euro item for 2 0,53 euro items and sell each for 2-7 euro few weeks later when price jumps.

They don't want useless NPCs, and AI plane with AI pilot is useless. They'd have to make an airport, a plane, plane's interior, a pilot, a course of the flight and so much more just to make an aircraft in a game where they absolutely don't want aircrafts. It's a waste of time and resources in my opinion.

@KevinLangston Then ran to Shrek and pinned him against the wall holding his hands above his head; kissing his face down to his neck and lower. and then lower...

At this point in time and development it's just a boost to your stat, but they plan to make things like exercise and diet affect your character's body (like if you eat too much you get fat). No clue at this moment if body shape changing will be implemented before launch or after, or never, so... Now it's just stat.

Yeah, everything's totally under control!

Look how straight my teeth will be!

If I become governor I would out in universal health care, and gun control!

That would be a fun effect if that is added I expect them to let me drive baked.

You mean we can have a dog in game?! Omg my life is complete

Haha, I was going to recommend he come and check out SA-MP What's your SA-MP name?

I'm just helping out by moderating the forums! I'm very excited for this game!

Being a kid has nothing to do with respect. Nor do I have an official title regarding a "mafia" title. Visiting a business is not being creepy it is showing interest of their work.

That progress bar is for the module itself. That said, while we're working on getting the Town Square released work is also being done for features outside of it on the full game. Development is going surprisingly well given our budget.

If there is a developer wandering about can you PLEASE clear up this flag nonsense?

I want to live in the middle of nowhere, in some kind of swamp. I'd like to have my own little canoe in which I go rafting along the river on my way to work. And then if anyone tried to come anywhere near my residence, I'd just yell "GET OUTTA MAH SWAMP" in Mike Myers' voice.

Please not Surgeon Simulator. I don't want to wake up with all my ribs and internal organs missing, hand watch ticking in my chest and kidneys on my face.

Where will I live? Hmm, in the woods with my own house near a river hunting animals with my god damn rifle!

Would the medic be able to check your inventory before they revive you? What if they took $5 from you for the revive. lol

so then the server/game goes online you can just go down to PD and apply. the first day on the island

Joining the police force on official servers will be largely automated. We anticipate that there will be some training tutorial and a quiz at the end that you will be required to complete in order to play as a cop. Private servers will have much more control over this, and can choose to white-list specific individuals rather than allow the automated system to decide.