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2 minutes ago, Vix said:

Mama Langston's basement. But there was one problem...

they didn't have any purple apples! so they..

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Went to get some from the market, but there appeared to be a considerable presence from Isis so to get around this the group decided to....

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Go to a nearby store at night without being seen by Isis. Things were going according to plan until suddenly...

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The grocery store owner stood in front of him! He didn't look happy. He said he won't call the cops if...

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After pleasuring the store owner for the remainder of the night, he gave the group a selection of the finest purple apples. However the Isis militants queuing outside before the store was open the next morning were the least bit happy to see a non middle eastern male and two ogres getting served before them. They kicked the door down and began throwing explosive tennis balls at the group, while screaming "Allahu Ackbar!" During this Kevin decided it would be a good idea to.....

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10 minutes ago, KittyDeKarebu said:

take a nap, he fell asleep at the store owner's feet.

Be more creative you newb!

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2 minutes ago, Kickapoo said:

Be more creative you newb!

-yelled the shop owner as he kicked sleeping @KevinLangston to wake him up. Then he gave the man a piece of paper and few crayons.

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Just now, Vix said:

-yelled the shop owner as he kicked sleeping @KevinLangston to wake him up. Then he gave the man a piece of paper and few crayons.

(The piece of paper was a color-yourself black and white zebra)

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But this was no match for the apple-hungry ISIS militants. But Shrek had an idea! He pulled out his cell phone and called...

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earlier died of acute bleeding to the lungs, blood loss, and traumatic brain injuries but he got revived anyways by a...

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...Spell shrek had learnt from the fair god mother. Shrek and his new friends we're relieved to see the squirrel was alright. But this was no ordinary squirrel, this was the great king, Squirrel von Pantaloons. Squirrel von Pantaloons then asked the group if they wanted a gift in return for saving his life. Shrek said 

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Squirrel von Pantaloons became extremely angry. "How dare you not respect my gift! I am the Squirrel king! You must do as I say!"  Squirrel von Pantaloons clicked his little Squirrel fingers and suddenly at least 50 Squirrels appeared from the bushes, each welding swords and knifes. Shrek had to find a weapon. Lying on the floor in front of him he saw the perfect thing, it was a... 

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Venomous snake of voodoo, which shrek and his grandpa combined their spell like powers to make a super snake which charged at...

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10 hours ago, NutterButter said:

Venomous snake of voodoo, which shrek and his grandpa combined their spell like powers to make a super snake which charged at...

shrek and his grandpa, they ran and managed to hijack a car and drive away...

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But then the car broke down in the middle of nowhere. They tries asking a pedestrian when they are, but the pedestrian was a blood hungry zombie! 

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