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Worst Pickup Lines?

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Don't google; just think of one and post it in the comments :)

My favorite is:

Me: Roses or Daises?

Her: Roses?

Me: Okay just wondering what I should put on your casket after I murder that pussy

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2 minutes ago, KittyDeKarebu said:

how do I delete this????

Click on the quote and hold CTRL while clicking Backspace.

 

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Just now, KittyDeKarebu said:

It won't let me get rid of all these quotes

You have to click one the colored part of the box

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roses are red

violets are blue

guess what, my bed has room for two

 

twinkle twinkle little star

we can do it in a car

 

row row row your boat gently down the stream

merrily merily merrily merrily i can make you scream

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If I was trapped on an island

With 6 million girls

I'd put them all to work to build a boat to take me back home so I could be with you.

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don't make me slap you,

i'll come and get you,

i'm not the pedobear,

but i have at least one ear,

let me cut off your finger,

you won't get richer,

i'll sew them again,

but first some salty water,

they'll get bigger,

just like a bane,

you won't die when doing it,

no promise,

cuting fingers is not my fetish,

don't make me fire you to lit,

my rhyme sucks,

i need bucks,

i can't stop rhyming,

that's geting boring,

it'S not a threat,

i just didn'T read another thread,

i've just trolled too many peoples,

take it easy,

just get busy,

i feel more einsteinish.

 

thank you all for reading this. don'T take it serious. i'm just not good with rhymes^^

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"I am sorry I saw the devil inside of you.

Please make me your slave tonight. "

Made by FlyingDuck

" You and I are like 4chan and Reddit. Unforbidden."

Made by FlyingDuck

" I smelled you more than the kebab shops down the road. If you catch my drift. "

Made by FlyingDuck

"Damn, if I actually was God I would never make you this ugly. Cause then I could see people's face expressions around you instead of my own expression below my belt.  "

Made by FlyingDuck

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Man; I saw you on the TV not so long ago, around 1 AM.

Woman: Oh? Which channel was I on?

Man: The sex channel.

Woman: I have never been on one!

Man: Oh, what was your name again? Yeah, you weren't in that channel but it was a pretty good scene. 

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My favorite from Mafia 2

 

"Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

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6 minutes ago, GeneSmith said:

My favorite from Mafia 2

 

"Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

Lmfao I remember those. They are the best. The house one was actually my bio on Xbox 360.?

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9 minutes ago, Frank said:

Lmfao I remember those. They are the best. The house one was actually my bio on Xbox 360.?

It's an amazing game. Joe was definitely the best part!??

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19 minutes ago, GeneSmith said:

My favorite from Mafia 2

 

"Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

Joe, Vito and Henry, the three coolest video game characters.

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10 minutes ago, Frank said:

Joe, Vito and Henry, the three coolest video game characters.

Shame what happened to Henry. Damn chinks. Joe... We don't talk about Joe. At least Vito got to go.

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5 minutes ago, GeneSmith said:

Shame what happened to Henry. Damn chinks. Joe... We don't talk about Joe. At least Vito got to go.

Fucking A. Too bad mafia 3 looks like shit. The only game about Italian mafia and they had to replace it with black gangsters.

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19 minutes ago, Frank said:

Fucking A. Too bad mafia 3 looks like shit. The only game about Italian mafia and they had to replace it with black gangsters.

Who's killing the Mafia nonetheless 

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4 minutes ago, GeneSmith said:

Who's killing the Mafia nonetheless 

That's what happens when hipsters take over.

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1 hour ago, Frank said:

Fucking A. Too bad mafia 3 looks like shit. The only game about Italian mafia and they had to replace it with black gangsters.

if you play the pc version you'll just need to wait for model replace mods

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