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Exploded for some reason (probably Micheal Bay). Only a handful of humans survived and traveled into space. One of those survivors was...

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I like how Gary Busey decided to Matthew McConaughey xD

"Where is my tail? I think I had a tail!", then he noticed...

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(Gary Busey does as he pleases :D)

His tail had become sentient and ran away to find work elsewhere at...

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1 hour ago, Xentinel said:

the new liberated moon which was controlled by...

A group of modern-day Nazis, who believed in...

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15 minutes ago, Dizzle said:

A group of modern-day Nazis, who believed in...

Equality among all races , they fought against the...

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8 minutes ago, Xentinel said:

Equality among all races , they fought against the...

Jacksonian Equestrian Worshipping Sapiens, who fought the Nazi's with...

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21 minutes ago, Jaxx_On said:

Jacksonian Equestrian Worshipping Sapiens, who fought the Nazi's with...

Various kitchen utensils.

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However, Jacksonian Equestrian Worshipping Sapiens were starving, because they couldn't cook or eat as they used all the kitchen utensils as weapons. That forced them to...

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...eat vegetables. they got sick by eating them and started cannibalism. after 1 of them was eaten half they saw something coming from...

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Starving Jacksonian Equestrian Worshipping Sapiens surrounded the taco truck and bought all the tacos. They didn't know...

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3 minutes ago, Dizzle said:

Was a fresh litter of adorable baby kittens! Which he...

...loved with all his heart. He was selling the tacos to pay for them, even! Then, suddenly...

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The mexicans arrived. Little did our protagonist know that Mexico was undergoing a taco shortage, and people were losing their minds in order to find one of these delicacies. It was already too late as the group of approximately 1000 Mexicans had already seen the tacos, so they began to rush our character, some playing Mariachi while they ran. This caused our character to suddenly want to....

 

21 hours ago, Vix said:

Wasn't Josef a baby and not a man?

Vix you clearly don't know who Josef Fritzl is lol

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wish he/she wouldn't be alive anymore. it got dark and our protagonist and the mexicans looked up. the panties that flew away returned with friends... except norbert. he is the wannabe gangster swag panty. the panties...

flying pantiees.gif

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29 minutes ago, Shimozukachi said:

wish he/she wouldn't be alive anymore. it got dark and our protagonist and the mexicans looked up. the panties that flew away returned with friends... except norbert. he is the wannabe gangster swag panty. the panties...

flying pantiees.gif

You killed it, again!

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