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1634824_492x328.jpg1634824_492x328.jpgThis is a post for you to post an ad and share the most horrible and worst commerical ad on the internet. Which one will be the worst?

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I don't know about you, but I have 3 russian girlfriends coming here in a week. All I have to do is fill in my creditcard number. These ads are legit.

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I fucking hate the ones which say like "One secret trick top casinos don't want you to know" They're such crap its unbelievable

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Well I know the worst commercials are on the radio at my work. They're usually diet suplements that enhance something- memory, overall health, increase or decrease apetite, enhance metabolism and other bs like that. So before Christmas there was an ad about "The best gift you can give" and people where rhyming that they'll give DIET SUPLEMENT M to their relative. Diet suplement enhancing memory. So I imagined myself being 40+, it's Holidays, presents, everyone's getting toys, sweets, clothes, jewellery etc and my relative gives me a frigging MEMORY DIET SUPLEMENT.

"Oh, thank you dear! I'll never forget this. :)"

YEARS LATER- Vixie's dead

Vixie's testimony:

"Kids get something, grandchildren get stuff, everyone gets stuff and money, relative from diet suplement get's nothing- I remembered about you dear!"

Revenge!

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YOU'RE A WINNER! THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOUR THE 100'TH VIEWER! JUST GIVE US ALL YOUR BANK DETAILS,  OF YOUR LEFT NUT AND A POLAR BEAR! WE WILL THEN SEND YOU £10000000 IN PENNIES! OH YEA WE NEED YOUR DOG TO. 

THIS ISNT A FUCKING JOKE! WE ARE NOT SO NEEDY FOR CASH THAT WE POST FAKE ADS ALL OVER THE INTERNETS! PLEASE JUST GIVE US MONEY! WE ARE SO POOR AND LOVE CATCHING OUT 70 YEAR OLDS WHO ARE NEW TO THE INTERNET! IT MAKES US FEEL IMPORTANT!

 

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Oh, or the spam messages you get on your phone? One number sends me spam that translated to English is:

"For the love of God, listen to me! Cards point at MONEY and happy RICH life! But you keep acting against KARMA! Send KARMA on ...."

and

"I'm sending an ANGEL OF HAPPINESS. He'll bring you LOVE, HEALTH and MONEY! You have an HOUR, to RECEIVE him, and during a DAY your life will be hanged! Send ANGEL on ...."

This is a bad fortune teller. I'm an atheist.

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We're all laughing here, but I hope everyone's gotten back their unclaimed PPI from their bank - you could be entitled billions in written-off transactions! For more information, visit: www.totalbollocks.co.uk!

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I hate those ads for phone games that pop up where they have the hot women and its like "I need you to play this game."

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it'S called jamba in germany and they've ruined viva and mtv germany! they are always publishing the send a sms with bob1 2 or 3 to 808 and get a game that's free in the internet for 9.99 money spot and that too many times

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4 hours ago, Cool_Cat said:

Cool_Cat has lots of friends and prostitioners

with this one dirty secret you can too

dogs hate him

 

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