a flacid penis is just a boneless boner

((before Walt get's hit)) "Okay done grab the fucking bags and let's move!" Jack yells Marco wields his shotgun like he was dancing with it "The damn feds are here!" Marco yells The bodies start to pile up a bit Walter shoots someone "Fuck me Walt you're cold" Tuscan says while hiding behind the teller's desk reloading "Goddamn right" "HEY THE VAULT IS CLEAR OF CASH LET'S BOUNCE" Jack yells "Getaway car's out back. HEY GUYS C'MON!" Marco says Tuscan comes running but Walter hangs back "I'll meet you at the safehouse boys" "Okay but if you die we'll take your cut." "If you do I'll come haunt you!" the three men head out back where three custom money green Volkswagen Golfs wait they load up and drive off in their separate cars (End for Marc and Jack season 1 till the finale! @BarrettSimms you can take tuscan)

(some joker shit goin down here)

"Masks check, Bullets check, Bank to hit check, Power out check." Marco wearing a black Japanese dragon style mask to complement his suit "Wait if the powers out why do we need masks" Tuscan says in a comical flamingo suit "Two things, 1. to fit in. We can't leave Walter the only one with a mask 2. and you should know this you're the leader of 'The Golden Ones'... even if you don't expect heat, come packing" Marco replies "So how much money is in this bank" Jack asks in a white version of Marco's mask "about 8 million" Marco replies "You know this is not going to just be a walk in the park right Not Here" Tuscan says "The lobby's power is out but the vault will be in lock down" "Okay then put Mouse on the line get him to drop a drill outside" Jack says as Tuscan whips out his phone "Mhmm okay. Done, hey we're almost there" ( @ChimeraSix the fuck did you're character just die? @UnknownX I'll let you input one more post then we should start on the bank pm me so we can coordinate. Tuscan is a side character i needed a hackerman)

my moneys on the cannibals

it's okay fam glad to inspire

hmm looks like mine

the module releases in late august/early September so we are making them before

o shit we got cult warfare

that's not a bad thing

if this goes through i might have to criminally intervene

stale-ish but dank

will do!

"okay so there's a cult we could, wait who's this? Suarez I told you" Not Here says looking at the man in the white mask "Boss that warehouse we were gonna hit. He has the money!" "Oh shit really! you white mask who are you" Jack asks looking at the man in the mask "I'm The man in the white mask" he says looking Jack dead in the eye making him uncomfortable "okay... I'll just call you Walter, so what have you come here for?" Marco asks "The cops are all distracted tonight, i say we do something big" Walter tells a very surprised and exited Marco "I know just the thing. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE DANK MAFIA GET YOUR VANS, MASKS, AND MONEYBAGS READY WE'RE GOING TO ROB SOME BANKS!" Marco yells his voice echoing to every corner of the safe-house "Oh and thank you Walter" Marco says as the roar of vans starting up starts to fill the safe-house "Red Army, Walter, Tuscan YOU COME WITH ME!" Not here yells to a running Red Army And Tuscan and a walking Walter Not Here jumps into the van with a tiger painted on it once everyone is in he drives off at a remarkably fast speed for a van (Decided the man in the white mask was to long to say every time I call you)(The Dank Mafia has no clue what they are getting into but Marco trusts the man as he got them a lot of money)(Marco knows a little about the FBI as he hacked the servers once for a job {but he can't remember which one} so he knows a little about @Norway174 and that she is hunting the man in the mask)

are you Kek?

driving by in a black Mercedes SL500 a dark man is a all back suit observes the fire "Oh shit that's the chemical warehouse!" he exclaims worried for an explosion and driving away he pulls out his phone but instead of calling the cops he calls his friend "Hey 'Red Army' man it's 'Not Here', the chem warehouse we was gonna raid is on fire looks like it might blow!" *shit man nuthin we can do about it now. Meet me at the safe house* the man hangs up and drives to the safe house he goes inside, there is a white man dressed in a all white suit waiting for him "Fuck Marco what we gonna do this weekend then" the man says "I dunno call that nigga you knew mike or somethin" "Mickey yeah he could have something he needs done" Marco grabs a Mountain Dew from a mini fridge "Yeah but some strange shits been going down recently and I dunno what to do" Marco says as he opens the soda "just hope that white mask nigga don't show up" (little backstory Marco "Not Here" and Jack "Red Army" are heisters for hire and were going to raid the warehouse for meth ingredients"

how do i join this?

I nominate @LuciousTimes for political awards

nice

i agree well said

i do my own thing but i tend to make enemies that i don't want

did you make these pictures?

ya come for me ya dead

you have my vote

but you should be able to buy a rifle and only use it for hunt so then you could modify it or get a better gun than the beginner