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=-= The National Socialist Identity Party =-= =-= "Tá cuileann asal deas" =-= The NSIP is a party dedicated to fighting for myself and the patriotic values of the Isle of Abbott (I will go onto more about this later). The Party is a right wing authoritarian socialist organised political party. =-= Taxes =-= My tax plan is simple but incredibly effective. Citizens earning less than $167,493 per year will be subject to a tax of a generous 80% minimum. Earners over $167,494 will be subject to an immediate 90% minimum tax plus an additional 5% interest if you are a female. This tax may seem a hefty and steep amount but when you discover what it goes to you will be more than happy to hand over the money to us. Exactly half of our tax dollars that we receive will go towards paying bureaucratic Government politicians, leaders and collaborators a well earned salary for our hard work. The 50% of the remaining tax dollars will go towards spending on services for the citizens including tough fisted law enforcement (which I will also go onto explain on later) and free healthcare but for certain demographics. =-= Justice System =-= I believe in a draconian, authoritarian and iron fisted justice system. I fully believe in the termination of individuals who commit anything above minor misdemeanours. This could be through means of firing squads, lethal injections, electric chair, hanging, the list is endless. We could also do a little fun game of letting citizens decide how perpetrators of heinous crimes such as littering are executed. This may seem as only a little ruthless but it is a sure fire way to prevent, deter and stop crime. In order to ensure our justice system is of impeccable standards, our police force will be given unlimited powers and will have no Government oversight and are permitted to deal with criminals in a way they see fit. =-= Drugs =-= Drugs are the menace of the society, drugs kill our fathers, mothers, daughters, sons, sisters, brothers, grandmothers, grandfathers, great grandfathers, great grandmothers, cousins, aunts, uncles, brothers in law, sisters in law, mothers in law, fathers in law, fathers younger brother, close friends, nanny etc. As a result of this, I deem no other punishment for the consumption of any drug with the same penalty as mass murder. =-= Bribery =-= I only put Bribery as the title because I couldn't think of a better one. If you commit any crime, you can pay the Government for your complete forgiveness and expungement. Remember, it isn't actually Bribery, it's just paying for your sins. Nothing more, nothing less. =-= Gun Laws =-= Guns are very good at keeping peace and order. So much so I have came up with a master plan which is unique to my candidacy, we need to arm everyone with a gun. If everyone has a gun, criminals can't rob or kill anyone because they have a gun! It's really that simple! As a result of this, anyone who is not armed at any point in time will be terminated on the spot without hesitation. =-= Civil Voting =-= Very specific demographics will only be allowed to vote. These will only be working men and women between the ages of 21 and 23 and a half with no disabilities as this may affect their ability to judge. =-= FAQ =-= 1. Why are the taxes so high? A1: See Section 1. 2. Why are the gun laws so loose? A2: See Section E. 3. What is your opinion on LGBTQIABDSGSHAKSJDIUDIOEIDSKDKDKDKSJKAKASKSLALSDLDK39KSMSKMFSAFSFVVCSCASFVSF++++? A3: No thanks. 4. Freedom of Information? A4: I am not at liberty to discuss that. 5. I am not voting for you. A5: Yes you are. 6. What's your opinion on rape? A6: In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. 7. What is leprosy? A7: See @LuciousTimes