Killed himself, and thus where our story ends, and where another delightfully begins..... One day, Donald Trump was strolling onto his favourite nudist beach, downtown from his home. While the papparazi were being gunned down by the cops, Donald went up to his favourite spot and was about to lay down his towel when he noticed Vladimir Putin was already there, sunbathing on a deckchair. Donald was most displeased, so he cleared his throat and decided to say....

I actually very rarely eat in McDonalds, or KFC, or any fast food joint...

I want that as an official sport!

I've seen that video lol, Watch Mojo's most ridiculous movie deaths or something like that x-D

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/new-bubble-football-puts-soccer-players-bouncing-inflatable-suits-article-1.1472820 Its called "Bubble Football"

You make me laugh

Manchester, North West England. Welcome to the forums mate!

1/10 Boring song in my opinion mate

I could throw that one right back at you bitch

Omg what the fuck is that I want to know!

Wields a shotgun out of thin air and fills @Shimozukachi with lead, before committing RDM on both of the Zombie Stripper Vix's. Then all of a sudden the GMOD police squad burst out of the nearest building, arrest batons in hand. Shrek yelled "This is my swamp" and as Kickapoo bolted it down the street Shrek thought it would be a good idea to....

2/10

Nobody will have a plan on day one. When people first log in to the game I imagine they would want to explore the game and become familiar with its mechanics before they start roleplaying.

@Arrow Yes the swedes like their rotting fish

Calzone is probably my favourite food!

This is the sort of crap you like to eat @Joel_is_online

Fucking grim mate

@kyle939 Your profile has big sweg

Using Hacks!

I am honoured to receive this recognition.

It would be very hard to get into a sex life that doesn't exist.... wOaH....

Be more creative you newb!

Wrong Category Bitch you can kiss my ass!