I don't own Mafia but I am Mafia so if you want to play Mafia we can do Mafia in real life although my Mafia may be a bit too much since our Mafia is competing against another Mafia which leads to Mafia Wars and that's trouble for our Mafia because their Mafia has alot of Mafia guns so our Mafia vs Mafia will be decent but not so good, nevertheless our Mafia is pretty good if you want to join. Np for helping you, thank me later.

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"

How affordable is the affordable price? Affordable enough for unaffordable people which affordable is unaffordable and unaffordable is affordable so affordability will be affordable or not affordable for the unaffordable or only affordable for the affordable and not unaffordable?

BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP Sir, i'm going to have to ask you to pullover the vehicle. HEY!! PUT THE GUN DOWN SIR! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!! Sir, you're under arrest for the false use of ".?" at the end of the sentance and a question without "?" - Grammar Police.

BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP Sir, i'm going to have to ask you to place a full stop at the end of your sentances if you want to avoid prison time. - Grammar Police

No problem hun

My apologies sir, I best be heading out now. The best of luck to you.

BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP You are under arrest due to suspicious activities as the neighbors nearby have reported to seeing you being a burglar and robbing: - 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99 - 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99 - 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45 - 5x Bananas $7.00 - 5x Cucumbers $4.00 - 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99 - 1x Next day shipping $45.00 - 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%) You are requested to pay the total amount of the items you have robbed if you want to avoid maximum prison time. You have 30 days.

? , an emoji used by teenagers to adults used to describe the sexual intercourse between a man and a woman. The man being the thumb as he is independent without the female and the female being the fingers as she will not let go of the man, as a whole linking them together preparing them for a ? or ✋ depending on the gender they get later when the female or male gives birth. (Sexism not intended)

BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP Sir, pullover the vehicle. We have you cornered. It's the grammar police, we are fining you for an invalid use of capitalization in the word "Promising" due to the fact it is the end of the sentence and does not require capitalization. You have 20 days to pay back this fine or you will be put in prison for 3 years. Sincerely, Grammar Police.

Hello there sir, may.. may I interrupt you for a second. Thank you for your time. Hey, stop interrupting me please and let me finish. Now before you start thinking, hey this guy is crazy he's talking to himself on an internet post well. I'm talking to you, everyone that is reading this post. I would like you to think of a number between 1-10, think it in your head. If you're thinking 11 shame on you, I knew your number was 6 and now you're thinking "WOAH, how did he guess that" Anyways, back to the topic. I completely agree with the post above.

COD - a large marine fish with a small barbel on the chin. Indeed it is slower compared to the other fishes but hey, who can beat some good old cod.

Hello my brother, I've acquired my passport a while ago. Today is the first day I feel whole, knowing that, you. A new citizen, has joined Identity to feel it's astonishment as you, are... one of the supporters to the game. Not only when this game has millions of players, will you have the founder hat but you will also have the success and knowledge from playing the game early. I look forward to seeing you, and until we meet again.

BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to pull over the vehicle. You are under arrest for posting in the wrong section as this should be posted in the Job Bank section inside of the Buisness Section. You have 31 days to pay back this fine of a million dollars or be faced with 10 years in prison. Sincerely, Identity Police.

LOL, an acronym meaning Life or Love, to determine whether you have a life or you have a love for videogames. First introduced on the 1st of June 2017 by Judgement, this acronym is frequently used nowhere and has made it's rise in popularity due to the influx of nobody reading his post.

The Modern Gentlemen. "A gentleman never talks about his tailor." Feel free to use that quote if you desire.

Sir, as quoted, I believe the term you would be looking for rather than "think before you speak" is "think before you type" so you should "think before you type" as "think before you speak" is invalid since you cannot speak but only type. So you need to adapt to "think before you type" as "think before you speak" is invalid due to the fact that "think before you speak" cannot be spoken as we are on an internet forum for a game which is yet to be release, back to the topic, "think before you type" is grammatically correct as you can't "think before you speak" but you can "think before you type" on the internet.

Looks like someone beat you to it..

I believe the term you would be looking for rather than "think before you speak" is "think before you type" so you should "think before you type" as "think before you speak" is invalid since you cannot speak but only type.

I'll be sure to make a business named "Cex" and sell second hands items and games in Identity.

Specifications aren't confirmed yet so there isn't any actual evidence that you may not be able to run it, although Identity seems to be an ambitious game so you may need higher specifications. Plenty of time till the full release anyways.

Will there be musical instruments in the game like a piano or guitar and if so how will they work?

Looks really good.

You could work for me if desired, we have a similar idea. Checkout my signature if you want more information.