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COALITION AGAINST STRANGE PEOPLE (CUSP)

"Let's detect all the weirdos of identity"

 

Current party members: 1

Political leanings: Centrist

Abbreviation: CUSP (As in example, to cusp your ballsack)

Description: A political party for all on Identity who detect weirdos and strange people with weird fantasies.

 

Our Policies

I. Getting rid of the weirdo commies

Obviously our first priority is ridding ourselves of the communists and socialists who are obsessed with literally giving away their stuff. Whilst they type their post on an Apple or Microsoft computer made by one of the largest corporations this world has seen, they propose that we give away our stuff to redistribute the wealth, with of course not a mention of their stuff being given away. These weirdos haven't set foot in the former USSR where you'd he shot for not being indoctrinated with propaganda, in the former East Germany where everyone was spied and surveilled by everyone and anyone or Communist China where people are routinely executed and disappear without a trace. These strange queers only want power over others and one way to assert power is to claim "muh communism" and force everyone to do as they are told or be shot.

Weirdo Commies:

https://www.identityrpg.com/community/topic/5440-the-peoples-revolutionary-party-prp-hiring/https://www.identityrpg.com/community/topic/5440-the-peoples-revolutionary-party-prp-hiring/

https://www.identityrpg.com/community/topic/12492-the-peoples-socialist-reformist-party-psrp-are-back/

WEIRDO RATING: 4/10

 

 

 

II. Getting rid of the weirdo ultra patriotic frenchman with nothing to be patriotic about

We now move onto the frenchman who is ultra obsessed (a trend of obsession can be seen) with France a country that was conquered several times only to be liberated by other europeans. This weirdo frenchman loves his country so much but for some reason can't speak and protests his views in public so he comes to identity to spout nonsense. he wants to ban "burkhas" which i laughed for solidly for a while about in a video game. thats correct, he wants to ban a mask in a video game. he takes this game fars too seriously and seems to have a sort of hatred towards muslims (a touchy subject for him) and wants to nearly ban them in-game. the obvious weirdoness here is he wants to ban muslims in a video game which is funny. but its a shame he's deadly serious. With 53% of identity not voting for him we can see that his weirdoness has already been spotted by some.

Weirdo frenchman:

https://www.identityrpg.com/community/topic/7898-français-national-fn-brand-update/

WEIRDO RATING: 7/10

 

 

 

III. Getting rid of the weirdo lion

we now have a person obsessed with the lion king, a movie, who imagines himself as a lion for some strange reason now wants to run a political party monarchy type thing. the strangess of his character and his refusal to use voice chat in discord debates can only lead me to assume he is a weirdo weeaboo. not much to say here but he isn't a lion and needs therapy to treat it.

https://www.identityrpg.com/community/topic/4035-mr-lucious-times-for-governor-the-royal-family-party/?page=25&tab=comments#comment-74196

WEIRDO RATING: 10/10

 

IV. Police weridos

obviously my name is a meme and im obviously not a peolice chief2e!!! but some people take their self assigned police title very seriously and try to rp in forums to enforce the law for some strange reason. the game isnt out yet and people are trying to roleplay on the forums. sad!

WEIRDO RATING: 11/10

 

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Your party shall fail to succeed solely based on the notion that it has heavily targeted two of the most supported parties within Identity Island, alongside with any "Queer" or French individual within the island.

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15 hours ago, NEWPOLICECHIEF said:

COALITION AGAINST STRANGE PEOPLE (CUSP)

"Let's detect all the weirdos of identity"

 

Current party members: 1

Political leanings: Centrist

Abbreviation: CUSP (As in example, to cusp your ballsack)

Description: A political party for all on Identity who detect weirdos and strange people with weird fantasies.

 

Our Policies

I. Getting rid of the weirdo commies

Obviously our first priority is ridding ourselves of the communists and socialists who are obsessed with literally giving away their stuff. Whilst they type their post on an Apple or Microsoft computer made by one of the largest corporations this world has seen, they propose that we give away our stuff to redistribute the wealth, with of course not a mention of their stuff being given away. These weirdos haven't set foot in the former USSR where you'd he shot for not being indoctrinated with propaganda, in the former East Germany where everyone was spied and surveilled by everyone and anyone or Communist China where people are routinely executed and disappear without a trace. These strange queers only want power over others and one way to assert power is to claim "muh communism" and force everyone to do as they are told or be shot.

Weirdo Commies:

https://www.identityrpg.com/community/topic/5440-the-peoples-revolutionary-party-prp-hiring/https://www.identityrpg.com/community/topic/5440-the-peoples-revolutionary-party-prp-hiring/

https://www.identityrpg.com/community/topic/12492-the-peoples-socialist-reformist-party-psrp-are-back/

WEIRDO RATING: 4/10

 

 

 

II. Getting rid of the weirdo ultra patriotic frenchman with nothing to be patriotic about

We now move onto the frenchman who is ultra obsessed (a trend of obsession can be seen) with France a country that was conquered several times only to be liberated by other europeans. This weirdo frenchman loves his country so much but for some reason can't speak and protests his views in public so he comes to identity to spout nonsense. he wants to ban "burkhas" which i laughed for solidly for a while about in a video game. thats correct, he wants to ban a mask in a video game. he takes this game fars too seriously and seems to have a sort of hatred towards muslims (a touchy subject for him) and wants to nearly ban them in-game. the obvious weirdoness here is he wants to ban muslims in a video game which is funny. but its a shame he's deadly serious. With 53% of identity not voting for him we can see that his weirdoness has already been spotted by some.

Weirdo frenchman:

https://www.identityrpg.com/community/topic/7898-français-national-fn-brand-update/

WEIRDO RATING: 7/10

 

 

 

III. Getting rid of the weirdo lion

we now have a person obsessed with the lion king, a movie, who imagines himself as a lion for some strange reason now wants to run a political party monarchy type thing. the strangess of his character and his refusal to use voice chat in discord debates can only lead me to assume he is a weirdo weeaboo. not much to say here but he isn't a lion and needs therapy to treat it.

https://www.identityrpg.com/community/topic/4035-mr-lucious-times-for-governor-the-royal-family-party/?page=25&tab=comments#comment-74196

WEIRDO RATING: 10/10

 

IV. Police weridos

obviously my name is a meme and im obviously not a peolice chief2e!!! but some people take their self assigned police title very seriously and try to rp in forums to enforce the law for some strange reason. the game isnt out yet and people are trying to roleplay on the forums. sad!

WEIRDO RATING: 11/10

 

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When you decide to target someone, it usually is a good idea not to target almost everyone. ;)

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Merci de ne pas mettre tous les Français dans le même sac, vous parlez d'une personne en particulier qui s'inspire d'un parti politique d'extrême droite français (le rassemblement national / Front National). Et vos insultes sur l'histoire de la France à propos de ses défaites militaires vous pouvez vous les garder, si vous retenez que la défaite de 1870 et de 1940 c'est ridicule, apprenez l'histoire de France et de ses nombreuses victoires militaires ainsi que les raisons économique, social et politique de certaines de ses défaites. La communauté française est la première communauté étrangère d'Identity, si nous étions nous des fanatiques patriotes je pense qu'on n'aurait pas eu l'occasion d'interviewer les devs.

Le communisme a toute sa place dans Identity comme le monarchisme ou le républicanisme, tant que ça ne devient pas autoritaire au point de finir comme la Corée du Nord.

Thank you for not putting all the French in the same bag, you speak of a person in particular who is inspired by a political party of extreme right French (the national gathering / National Front). And your insults on the history of France about its military defeats you can keep them, if you remember that the defeat of 1870 and 1940 is ridiculous, learn the history of France and its many military victories as well as the economic, social and political reasons for some of its defeats. The French community is the first foreign community of Identity, if we were patriotic fanatics I think we would not have had the opportunity to interview the devs.

Communism has its place in Identity as monarchism or republicanism, as long as it does not become so authoritarian as to end up as North Korea.

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Oh,

Another "I'm different to every party alignment slightly so now I've decided to create an entire party based on a single opinion"

Well, you're not off to a great start.

Attacking the highest members of the political community and having no actual manifesto other than just disliking the other candidates.

At least try to be civil about it?

Regards,

Marie-Clare Bouchard.

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