Vohnde

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    4 hours ago, Shimozukachi said:

    tell me... if you visit mcdonald's: are they dropping the burgers on the ground or puting them in bags and giving them to the customer?

     

    13 hours ago, GeeBoMac said:

    This is honestly better, if you're going to trade something in real life, do you drop it on the floor? No. You put it in their hand. The trade system, like this is closer to that than dropping it on the floor.

    I do like this system, don't get me wrong. I'm just thinking that maybe it could be a system where they actually place it where it's meant to go? Like, the house-interior cutomization?

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    On 1/30/2016 at 2:02 PM, Crumby said:

    What happens if you get caught? Do the police take the safehouse away from you?

    Well, the police don't find out in the first place. However, in the worst case scenario the place is lost and we find another property within the area. In complete worst-case scenario we may insure the client to get them their valuables. And send a cleaner team to find who's responsible.

  6. Posted · Edited by Vohnde

    So, as a recap...

    Every monkey in my stomach is growling at a banana with Hillary Clinton she loves Apple™ so hard that our baby elephant is buying drugs but I decided to fist pump my walrus. Next victim will be Jon considering his short reach and tight grip on cocks. Hello its me Rick has a potato head the cheese wheel is not gluten free or nut free because the farmer puts weed inside his wheels. That guitar is dead. Jonathan(!) Fritzel burns me.

     

    New sentence:

    Murder

  7. Posted

    On 1/2/2016 at 4:57 PM, Midnight said:

    [AUTOMATED RESPONCE #13]

    Due to high demand for "HUMAN RIGHTS" in the area designated as "IDENTITY", a scheme for "TRIALS: has been put into workings. Celebrate consumers!

    If trial duration of "TRAIL" is a failure, original methods will be reinstated and execution will return to it's former status as a peaceful resolution. We here at Platinum Divinity appreciate and welcome your feedback, we tailor our services individually for each and every area.

    Do not fight change, welcome it.

    [END RESPONCE]

    ...I feel like this turned into a Pixar movie or something.

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    16 hours ago, xVAULTxDWELLERx said:

    Sooooo.... you are NOT from the US?

    How do they "come to you"? And whats stopping the police from coming to you too?

    They have to contact us first and we run a quick check to see if they are true businessmen or not. If not, then we don't talk to them, if so, then we arrange a meeting point for the deal.

  11. Posted

    On January 19, 2016 at 1:13 PM, xVAULTxDWELLERx said:

    If the safe houses move around (which im pretty certain you wont be able to do in the game) then how will your "clients" find them? And if your clients cant tell their bastard punk trash waste of skin criminal scumbag friends about your business, and you naturally cant advertise, how are you going to get NEW clients?

    Clients who want a safe house come to us, we arrange them a property, they give us the money, we give them the keys, simple.  Anyone making a name for themselves we will approach for a deal; Anyone wanting a place to stay we will approach. Simple clean business.

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    On 1/17/2016 at 0:04 PM, Shimozukachi said:

    call your safehouse with a name from my little pony and everyone will hate and avoid entering your safehouse

    dodged dragonball.gif

    I don't even really follow My Little Pony so I was not aware that the term 'Elysian' was a name of a character. I was more referring to the 'Elysian paradise'. However if this becomes a problem then a name change will be in order.

    And moreover, if you don't like MLP, why do you know the names of the characters?

  13. Posted

    On 1/17/2016 at 10:24 AM, xVAULTxDWELLERx said:

    Two problems here:

    1. The dollar sign goes BEFORE THE GODDAMN NUMBERS!

    2. Your businesses would be registered as a hotel or hostel. That makes 4th amendment laws a little different. in the supreme court cases of United States v Katz and United States v Cormier it was decided that police could enter a hotel room without a warrant if they heard or smelled something that could endanger public safety or gave them probable cause to suspect something illegal was happening inside (such as harboring a fugitive). Also in United States v Domenech it was decided that the expectation of privacy (the cornerstone of 4th amendment law) does not extent to hotel rooms registered under a false name or alias, so unless your "guest" plan to use their ACTUAL names then they are busted. Hell, speaking of warrants, if your facilities are known to be a hiding spot for wanted criminals how hard to you think it would be to talk a judge into issuing a blanket search warrant for the premises? We would be ransacking your places ever damn weekend and arresting anyone who got in our way!

    Good luck with your business when you have THAT kind of reputation!

    Short Answer: True

    Remember, This is all a rough draft. We don't even know if the legal system will be based off of that of the United States, however, I do understand what you are saying and we will have to consider that in our line of business. Our safe-houses are hidden and if needed will be moving locations, I doubt that the police will be able to know where our properties are, unless of course one of our clients rats us out, in that case then we have some friends to lay some bricks.

  18. Posted · Edited by Vohnde
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