Hennessy
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Well Hennessy does what he always does. Pull out my shotgun or just offer him a nice pack of Jack Links and Jack Daniels. That boy will have so much southern hospitality he won’t know what to do. Then he’ll be my friend. Years later when his wife and him take me and my old lady on a date and I kill him. Then when his wife asks why? “He shoulda never fucked with Hennessy Williams baby.” Then I fly away on my Bald Eagle shooting my many guns.
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Hennessy Williams ain’t made out of money. At most I’m a Splenda Daddy with a drinking problem.
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On 3/14/2018 at 3:01 AM, Micky_Tohmpson said:You gonna be makin some moonshine out in the backwoods? I want me a taste, And maybe a crate or two
Ay man moonshine is my specialty. If it ain’t 100 proof I won’t drink it.
On 3/14/2018 at 9:08 AM, Staxx said:Looking forward to meet you and hopefully i can contest your pee record
I will literally fight you for that record.
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Hey, I know Hennessy Williams Stunt Man Extraordinaire can’t be the only one who watches pro wrestling. Let me see all you pretty sumabitches.
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Mix between Lil Coidone, Joe Dirt and Ash from Supernatural. Hennessy is the redneck Macgyver.
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If Hennessy ain’t at least top 7 I’ll be sadder than hell.
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18 hours ago, BentBot said:Used to be a kid back when these shows were on. Fuckin' tasty action in the cage, especially when they get in and out of it, chase the guy around so they end up climbing all over it. Then the flips and kick jumps definitely beats a regular wresting match
Tell me how this one went, Hennessy ?
Big man beat the shit out of 5 guys and then an OUWAAAAA man eliminated big guy. Everyone was mad.
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Greatly appreciated hombre.
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1 hour ago, lukemac said:
Look at my dick!
I talk to myself all the time, I don’t need some nerd to tell me that nobody is listening. If I wanted an opinion I’d talk to my old lady.
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Oh shit y’all. It’s the damn Elimination Chamber in under an hour. If y’all know me you know I love beer and wrestling so this is like the Pro Bowl before the Super Bowl for me. I’m about to cream my mufuckin britches.
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8 hours ago, Capped said:Lol never heard of bit he's..
Autocorrect tries to help me. But most of the times it ruins everything.
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1 minute ago, LuciousTimes said:Intense, I’ll stick to growing sequoia trees! ?
I grow all sorts of things..
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Just now, LuciousTimes said:Doesn’t it promote relaxation?
It promotes death. It sells for thousands of dollars and people kill each other for it. It grows here and if you even step near it they’ll threaten to shoot you
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2 minutes ago, LuciousTimes said:I’m more of a manor in the countryside sort of person anyhow!
Ever heard of Ginseng?
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3 minutes ago, LuciousTimes said:Thought you were actually referring to real life.
Nah, but that ain’t stopping me from givin the island great recipes
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3 minutes ago, LuciousTimes said:I’ll only visit homes as a guest, not an intruder. That wouldn’t fit my political fancy!
I’m just warnin ya. These boys out here get real wild when you mess with their stuff. It’s their lives.
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2 minutes ago, LuciousTimes said:State...City?
It’s in the swamps on the island. The only swamps here.
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4 minutes ago, LuciousTimes said:I may just join you for while. However, I’ll suit myself with a tequila sunrise!
Just be careful. Other hillbilly boys come out here to kill my gators and if you trespass they will shoot. It’s the Wild West in these swamps.
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Swamp. I don’t eat it unless I catch it
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Y’all just need my gator stew. Warms the stomach and soul.
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I’m upset that I had to read. Needs more pictures. 8/10 I would barely recommend this book.
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I’ll go and weld me up a mech suit made outta beer cans and fight them sons’a’bit he’s myself
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Can I still drink beer and cook food in the swamp under your order?
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I want some overalls and some cowboy hats. Overalls for hunting and cowboy hats for flauntin.
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