Question for devs

[Question for devs]

Not too long of a question, or important for that matter, but will there be functioning car washes that give us the ability to clean our cars from mud, sand, snow, and maybe even blood?

[Make Your Character]

Name: Jake/Jacob Wilde

Appearance: Skinny, Nerdy and wears jeans and a geeky t-shirt everywhere. Also wears glasses.

Race/ethnicity/nationality: Born in Uptown LA. Bit of a Scottish and Irish background.

Personality: Dorky, Funny and Smart. Really into 80's slasher films.

Education: Goes to high school and he graduated middle school with an 89% overall grade.

Sexuality: Straight. 

Misc Facts: Really likes star wars and slasher films.

Background: He doesn't have many friends but is still very likable.

[No longer needing a job.]

Y'all are flooding my emails man

[No longer needing a job.]

5 minutes ago, EthoDoezStuff said:

Haha well it takes a genius to make me laugh and I did.. What exactly is it that you do...?

 

On July 19, 2017 at 8:50 AM, Judgement said:

Ethan, are you tired of sitting in an Office and doing nothing?

Well, you can join us!

We are no small time company looking for people, we are a team of Geniuses.

We are smart, smarter than smart.

Smartest, Smarter than Smartest.

Well, Ethan.

I have a proposition.

You want a boring job?

Or do you want to work for us.

You'll get a potato.

Count how many sentences there are and we'll double you pay by that much.

Looking forward to working with you Ethan.

Also, there is approximately 12 sentences not including the edit you made about grammar police.

[No longer needing a job.]

On July 19, 2017 at 8:50 AM, Judgement said:

Ethan, are you tired of sitting in an Office and doing nothing?

Well, you can join us!

We are no small time company looking for people, we are a team of Geniuses.

We are smart, smarter than smart.

Smartest, Smarter than Smartest.

Well, Ethan.

I have a proposition.

You want a boring job?

Or do you want to work for us.

You'll get a potato.

Count how many sentences there are and we'll double you pay by that much.

Looking forward to working with you Ethan.

Haha well it takes a genius to make me laugh and I did.. What exactly is it that you do...?

[Whopper Garage™ - For All Custom Automotive Needs]

I would love to work for you! Are the mechanic spots still open?

[Pace Shippings™ - We strive to become your delivery service]

5 minutes ago, EthoDoezStuff said:

Hello. I am interested in joining your company.

Do you guys have any vacant office jobs?

[Pace Shippings™ - We strive to become your delivery service]

Hello. I am interested in joining your company.

[No longer needing a job.]

i put up a post saying that I'd like to get a job, and lots of you are very kind and offered a whole lot to me. I will be reviewing all my job invites and I will be choosing one. If you are reading this, and you had commented offering me a job, comment the pay for your job and that will help me decide. Thanks

[Global Mega, now hiring!]

Very interested in either one of your Board Director positions or the vacant CEO position for Vector Petroleum. Thanks.

[Pretend this post doesn't exist]

If u have a job to offer me go to my other post and comment the job and pay.