If they do, I'll be sure to choose you for all my legal disputes!

Ohh maybe you're not, but right now, we are all simpletons, together! When then game is released tho, I feel we will all change into our respective roles. Hah.

Your choice of words is outstanding. I am sure many of us couldn't agree more. Nice to see so many people coming back.

I feel I should tidy up this post.... or simply make a new one. Hmm... Decisions, decisions.

DrFelixPhD, I remember reading 90% of your posts on the old forums, all I did was read.... Good to see you're back tho!

If you could see me waving through my screen, that would be FANTASTIC. Perhaps Virtual Reality might make that a thing one day, who know. Point being, HELLO THERE FELLOW COMMUNITY MEMBER!

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Well... I'll let you do your thing, I'll do my thing, but I'm still going to be the Coolest Cat in the Alley.

Not if we see you first. (PLOT TWIST!)

Why be decent? When you can be cool. Coolest Cat in the whole Alley.

Vodka is Love, Vodka is Life. I have a strong feeling my character in Identity... May very well be an alcoholic.

ONLY IF STAFF ARE REQUIRED TO WEAR TOP HATS AND CURL THEIR MOUSTACHE'S IN A FANCY WAY!

Change cigarettes to cigars and you have yourself a deal!

You give man kind too much credit... enough credit that you seem like a good human, friend. WHY THANK YOU KIND SIR! If I could tip my top hat to you I would.

So this is where you end up when you turn right at the intersection with the guy in the yellow poncho on the corner... Fancy that... Seems like I'm not the only one that ended up here... Hello there fellow simpletons!